teacher – What will happen if the moon disappears from the earth?
Pappu – Sir, “Moonlight Raat” will only survive in songs!
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Wife – Listen, I am going to the maiden!
Husband (Being happy) – Sure, the country needs you!
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Doctor – You are in dire need of rest.
Patient – But whom is the doctor? Wife or boss? 
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Friend – Brother, your wife speaks a lot!
Husband – Yes, that's why I call him “Alexa”! 
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Santa – I have liked the girl.
Banta – So don't talk!
Santa – Done, now his father will tell the date of marriage! 
Funny jokes: Mommy, what will I grow up?