Child: Mom, who will do today's homework?
Mummy: You will do!
Child: But the teacher has signed his father!
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Pappu wrote on the book – “Reading it increases intelligence!”
Pappu: Well! Then why read it? Read the first one who needs!
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Teacher: Who works hard in the exam?
Golu: Who finds the right seat for copying!
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Wife: What do you think of my best thing?
Husband: Go to your maternal home!
Wife: Meaning?
Husband: Because then I can sleep comfortably!
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Golu withdraws money from ATMβ¦
ATM came on screen: “Thank you!”
Golu: Thank you for removing such a small amount!
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Wife: Listen, have I become fat?
Husband: Otherwise⦠you were already like this!
Wife: Well?
Husband: I mean you were always beautiful!
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Teacher: Children, what is honesty?
Pappu: When mother asks you are studying? And we say “no”!
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Doctor: Why do you stay in mobile throughout the day?
Patient: Doctor, it reduces stress!
Doctor: And who told you this?
Patient: My online girlfriend!
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Papa: Son, pay attention to studies!
Golu: Papa, I am thinking of Future!
Papa: What do you mean?
Golu: I am thinking that when I become a millionaire, then what color should I buy!
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Wife: I'm going to maiden!
Husband: Oh, for how many days?
Wife: You get upset, till then
Funny Jokes: What is the reward of honesty?