An elderly man used to marry his wife every year…!
Pandit ji said- Why do you do this…?
The old man said- Just to hear one word…!
Pandit ji- Which word…?
Elder: Same, when you say call the boy…!
Pandit ji is unconscious…!

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A beautiful girl went to a village doctor complaining of heartburn and said…
Girl- My face is burning.
Doctor: We will have to do an X-ray of your face.
Girl- What happens in X-ray?
Doctor- Photograph of the face is taken…
Girl- Wait 5 minutes, let me do makeup.
Doctor unconscious!

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Girl: Does the boy drink alcohol?
Chintu's family members – He drinks a lot and drinks every day.
Girl's – It means he earns well, this relationship is confirmed from our side.
Same relationship, new thinking.

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Chintu- How nice it is with girls, before marriage they are father's angels and after marriage they become Lakshmi of the house.
Pintu-And the boys?
Chintu- What about boys, they get beaten by father before marriage and by wife after marriage.

Funny Jokes: Potty on a Sardar Road

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