Once the bus conductor asked Chintu- you stand near the door every day,
Is your father a watchman?
Chintu was very mischievous, he just spoke to the conductor immediately
You always ask me for money, is your father beggar? 
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A father went to see a boy for his daughter….
Then asked- Do you do Chhora’s sister?
Boy’s father- Ba is also CA
Then asked- how do Chhora’s mother do?
Boy’s father- Ba is also CA
Then the girl’s father said- Oh wow! All is CA, meaning you will also be CA?
Boy’s father- Na na… I am Ghaghra… I should cut the blouse… All these people are CA… .
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As soon as the boy reached college, he started jumping happily
Friend- What happened, how is it so happy?
Boy- Today for the first time a girl has spoken to me in the metro,
Friend- Wow brother, what happened?
Boy- I was sitting on the seat, so she said,
Wake up this ladies seat… ..
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A woman in the train was repeatedly telling her child
Son will eat pudding quickly, otherwise I will give the accompanying uncle
After listening to him, Uncle said- Behenji… Just hurry,
I have come forward three stations in the affair of Halwa… ..
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Father (from son)- You consider me not your father but your friend
You can say anything openly to me
Son- Listen brother, that is the daughter of the neighbor Sharma, get the number of the daughter of the neighborhood
Then, is the son fiercely upset till the slippers broke… ..
Funny jokes: I will marry that girl
