Boy to his girlfriend- I can’t marry you,
The housemates are not agreeing
Girl- Who are in your house?
Boy- a wife and 2 children… .

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Boy- I love you dear
Girl- You know the size of my slippers, don’t you?
Boy- Oh man, you started asking for gifts in advance, fuck… ..

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Two friends met several days later
First- Why your husband does not have a front teeth
Second- what should I tell sister
In 2020, the marriage was decided when Kovid was, so he came to see the mask.
First- Didn’t you see at the time of marriage?
Second- then (2020) was corona, and only two hours permission was received for marriage
Now you tell me in such a short time, I would do makeup or see their teeth?

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Girlfriend- What will you do if I die?
Boyfriend- I will also die
Girlfriend- you love me so much
Boyfriend- Oh no, the borrowing has become so much in your affair
That is difficult to live ……

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Chintu was going into the forest, suddenly after seeing the bear, she stopped breathing and lay down on the ground
Seeing this, the bear came and said in Chintu’s ear-
There is no hunger, otherwise you would have removed all your intelligence now …….

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Two women of the neighborhood were talking among themselves
First- Sister is rest, but if we settled on the moon then how will we celebrate Karvachauth
Then she called her husband
Husband cut wife’s phone and said- I am in a meeting now, talk later
Neighborhood called after a while
Padosan- Are you free, not disturbed you
Husband- Oh no, you can protest
Padosan- I have no job, your wife has to talk, take it
Wife- Come home in the evening, bring Iodex ……

Funny jokes: Raju to his girlfriend’s wedding