Friend – Brother, your wife has run away, what will you do now?
Santa – First I will celebrate, then I will go searching!

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Child – Mummy, I am going to meet God.
Mummy – First change your clothes, you will not find anyone in such clothes!

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Teacher: Pappu, where were you these days?
Pappu – Sir, in the hospital.
Teacher – What happened?
Pappu – An excuse to end the holidays!

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Girlfriend – Can’t live without you.
Boyfriend – Then take the Wi-Fi password, the connection will remain.

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Boss: Will you do overtime?
Employee – Yes, if you pay the salary in my place!