Boy: I have something to say to you
Girl: Speak
Boy: Your brother is very dangerous!
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Lawyer: Why did your husband run away?
Wife: He did not run, I have sent milk… 3 years ago.
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Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: Tiger ate…
Teacher: What?
Student: You say 'Tiger is alive!'
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Husband – Listen, you speak a lot
Wife – Thankfully, you hear something!
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Boss – Why do you want so much holiday?
Employees – wife has gone, scared alone…
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