Husband: Potato vegetable again today?
Wife: Yes, you are made by looking at your face.

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After marriage:
The man thinks – “Life is set.”
But actually a set-top box is made.

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Wife: Listen, don't say one thing.
Husband: First tell how much will be spent? 😊

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Wife: Listen, my health is not good.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: Filters are not seen while taking a selfie.

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Husband: Today food is very tasty, what made?
Wife: Has called from zomato.

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