Golu: Papa, I am lucky!
Papa: How son?
Golu: School closed, online class closed, electricity has also gone, now the question of studies does not arise!
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Wife: What do you like my best?
Husband: Go to your maternal home!
Wife: Meaning?
Husband: Because then I can watch TV peacefully!
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Doctor: How did this injury?
Pappu: Wife hit a rolling!
Doctor: Why?
Pappu: I said that you are not as beautiful as before!
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Golu: Man, I am very tension!
Pappu: Why?
Golu: My girlfriend is getting married!
Pappu: So you are happy!
Golu: Hey, I am getting married!
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Mom: Son, is studying?
Pappu: Yes mother, I am working hard!
Mummy: Which book is reading?
Pappu: Mummy, I am opening the book now, getting a little sunshine!
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Teacher: What is the work that is done everyday?
Golu: Homework!
Teacher: And whatever is never?
Golu: Checking my homework!
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Boy: I can also die for you!
girl nice? So meet my brother!
Boy: Abe, love, not war!
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Wife: Do you find everything bad for me?
Husband: No, just those things you say to me!
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Golu: I can laugh without any reason!
Teacher: Well?
Golu: Yes, I am still laughing and you have to find the reason!
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Teacher: Why do you answer every question after 5 minutes?
Pappu: So that you think I am thinking!
Funny jokes: Will you marry me?