Golu: Do you love me?
Pappu: Yes, but if you keep asking me, love will be reduced!
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Wife: Why do you always bother me?
Husband: Because if you are not upset, how would I be happy?
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Pappu: I love my wife very much.
Golu: How?
Pappu: Whenever she is angry, she gives me loving abuses!
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teacher: Why didn't you pay attention in class?
Child: Miss, I was only paying attention that everyone is sleeping!
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Husband: The color of your eyes is very special!
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes, of course! Like a burning bulb in darkness!
Funny jokes: Papa, grandmother fell