Golu – Brother, how much does your car move?
Monu – 80 on the road and 20 in front of wife at home!
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Friend – Man, how was your result?
Golu – Brother, the paper was leaked!
Friend – How did it fail again?
Golu – Hey brother, the ink had dried up!
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Sunday – Man, why are you so weak in studies?
Sonu – What should I do brother, I do not remember anything other than a love letter!
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Two friends – Brother, how is life going?
First – Absolutely like Wifi!
Second – How?
First – Sometimes free, sometimes slow, and sometimes closed!
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Raju – My wife loves me very much!
Baby – how know?
Raju – Whenever I lie down home, she says – “Why don't you die?”
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