Bablu: Mommy, I want to be top in school!
Mummy: Son, you will have to work very hard for this.
Bablu: I thought that this time I will come out on top!
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teacher: Pappu, why do you always come late?
Pappu: Ma'am, I thought being late to school made me look smarter!
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Husband: You get very angry, why didn't you control your anger?
Wife: Because there is more βvoltageβ than control in front of you!
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Pappu: Mommy, I'm standing, look!
IMmm: If you are standing, what happened?
Pappu: So give me a place to sit!
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Golu: Mom, a new kid has come to my school, what is his name?
Mummy: I don't know his name, but looking at his face I think he must be very smart!
Funny Jokes: Let me go to mom's house for a few days