Boyfriend- Update WhatsApp…!
Girlfriend- How do you do
Boyfriend- Go to the Play Store and do it from there!
Girlfriend- Our village does not have a play store,
It is a general store, should I do from there?
Boyfriend said- Breakup-breakup-breakup
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Once Santa was hanging upside down on the tree
Banta asked- what happened
Santa- Nothing, just a headache pill, does not go into the stomach.
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Bholu- How old is your father…?
Tolu- I am as much as I am…!
Bholu- How?
Tolu- Abe, on the day he was born, he became a father
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Pappu went to get the radio fixed
Mechanic- that’s fine, the weather is bad, so it is not going on
Pappu- Take this 100 rupees new weather in it
Funny jokes: Raju to his girlfriend’s wedding